My Autobiography - just for fun!

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1. Where did you take your profile picture? At the Take That concert at Wembley – July 09
2. What exactly are you wearing right now? Grey cardi, black, cream,grey & tan dress, grey tights, black boots & black polo
3. What is your current problem? Not enough time or energy!
4. What makes you happy most? Succeeding in things I do, spending time with family – and having more time, energy and cash!
5. What's the name of the song you're listening to? No music allowed at work 
6. Any celebrity you would marry? James Corden
7. Name someone with the same birthday as you. Hugh Jackman apparently
8. Ever sang in front of a large audience? Yes, quite a few times
9. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Yes – Barbara Streisand/Louise Rednapp (Huh)?
10. Do you still watch kiddie movies or kiddie TV shows? With kids in the house its hard to avoid!
11. Do you speak any languages? Not too bad at English
12. Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? Grandparents & father in law
13. Do you ever watch MTV? Yes- again – with kids in the house ….
14. What's something that really annoys you? People who put chocolate wrappers back in the tin!!!
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Chapter 1:
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1. Middle Name (s) - Jane
2. Nickname(s) - Lou
3. Current location – At my work desk
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Chapter 2:
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1. Do you live with your parents? - No
2. Do you get along with your parents? - Yes
3. Do you have any siblings? - Yes, a younger sister
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Chapter 3:
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1. Ice-cream – Madagascan Vanilla
2. Season - Summer
3. Shampoo/Conditioner – Whatever is on offer
4. Drink – Rioja or Jack Daniels
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Chapter 4:
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1. Dance in the shower? – People have room to dance in their showers?
2. Do you write on your hand? – Eugh – no – something else that annoys me about people! It makes them look dirty.
3. Call people back? – its part of the job!
4. Believe in love? - Yes
5. Any bad habits? – I expect so
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Chapter 5: Have you -
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1. Broken a bone? - No
2. Sprained stuff? - Yes
3. Had physical therapy – Yes – on my shoulder/ neck
4. Had stitches? Yes – and staples!!!
5. Taken painkillers? – Of course – to deal with the stitches and staples
6. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling? – Snorkeling in Cozumel, Florida and Grand Cayman
7. Been stung by a bee? - Yes
8. Thrown up at the dentist? – Er… no but it could happen!
9. Sworn in front of your parents? - Oops
10. Had a detention? - No
11. Been called a hoe? – Never (to my face)!
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Chapter 6: Who/What was the last
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1. Movie(s)? – Valentine’s Day (and it was rubbish – I didn’t bother to watch the last 10 minutes cos it was so predictable!
2. Person to text you? – Casey, my daughter
3. Person you called? – Mother in law
4. Person you hugged? – Daniel, my son
5. Person you tackled? – The dog – does that count?
6. Person you talked to on IM? – I don’t even know what that is!
7. Thing you touched? – My toast
8. Thing you ate? – That toast
9. Thing you drank? – cup of tea made by my workmate
10. Thing you said? – Thanks (for the tea)
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Chapter 7: Future
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1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? – hopefully in a different job
2. 10 years? – Retired and rich (well, I can dream)!
3. 50 years? – If I’m still here – in a home!
4. Where do you hope to live? – Somewhere sunny, hot and exotic!
5. Do you want to be famous? – Not really – I would prefer successful
6. Do you want children or maybe animals? – I have two kids and a dog – I’ll settle thanks
7. Will you have plastic surgery? – Probably – I’ve wanted a nose job since I was 12!